A guy hanging out with two girls anticipates a threesome that never materializes.
Alice: How was your night, Bob?
Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!
Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!
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The act of having intercourse or sexual relations with a set of twins.
Mike is fucking Brittany and Erica in the smush room; a true ménage à twin.
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a) Fashionable; in the current style or fashion.
b) (US) Served with ice cream.
"we served the apple pie à la mode"
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When your dealer pre-crushes drugs for you.
"Seriously that new dealers shit is the best for going out to the bar with. It's always totally prêt-à-snorter, you can do lines so much more efficiently now! I almost gave up on drugs, thank god i didn't!"
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Feelin’ fancy, feelin’ french. Gonna show off my skills in a random conversation by saying that word(s).
A dirtier way to say three-way calling.
Frank to Joe and Sam: "Is it gay that we're on a ménage à call right now?"
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1. Girl: Hey Jack, do you wanna do a Ménage à trois with me and Pamela
2. Man those twins look hot, I wanna de a Ménage à trois with them.
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