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Today you have to kiss your crush. Just do it.
Person 1: Today it's May 4th, the day when I have to kiss my crush. Can I kiss you?
Person 2: If it's that day... Yeah
The unofficial day to prank people (like April Fool's Day) only they aren't expecting it.
Person 1: Did you see her freak when the other girl started speaking Spanish at her?
Person 2: On May 4?
Person 3: Yeah, she totally freaked out!!
National eat booty day.
If things don’t go as planned, it’s also national make out day.
Person 1: How was your May 4
Person 2: It was fucking awesome dude, I ate the whole ass
Person 1: Awe man, I only got to make out
Person 2: Awe dude
National slap boys day.
It’s where woman who are finally day being treated wrong treat finally slap boys cause they definitely deserve it you go queen!
Alice: Jake guess what day it is!
Jake: what
Alice: National slap boys day also May 4!
National potato day. Bring a potato to work
Ted: Hey Steve did you bring your potato today
Steve : no Ted why
Ted: it’s May 4!
Steve: so
Ted: it’s national potato day duh 🙄