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This persons born on May 4 is the prettiest, funniest, sexiest, moist amazing person you will ever meet. She is most likely short and has a smile that lights up your world. When she laughs it is contagious that you start to laugh with her. If you know someone that was born on May 4th you should never lose her because she will make you the most happiest you have ever been.
P1: I just met the missy amazing person
P2: cool she must have been born on May 4
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The unofficial day to prank people (like April Fool's Day) only they aren't expecting it.
Person 1: Did you see her freak when the other girl started speaking Spanish at her?
Person 2: On May 4?
Person 3: Yeah, she totally freaked out!!
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National eat booty day.
If things don’t go as planned, it’s also national make out day.
Person 1: How was your May 4
Person 2: It was fucking awesome dude, I ate the whole ass
Person 1: Awe man, I only got to make out
Person 2: Awe dude
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National slap boys day.
It’s where woman who are finally day being treated wrong treat finally slap boys cause they definitely deserve it you go queen!
Alice: Jake guess what day it is!
Jake: what
Alice: National slap boys day also May 4!
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National potato day. Bring a potato to work
Ted: Hey Steve did you bring your potato today
Steve : no Ted why
Ted: it’s May 4!
Steve: so
Ted: it’s national potato day duh 🙄
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Her: hey
Bf: kisses and hugs her
Her: what's that for
Bf: may 4
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