40

I Love you!❤️

my heart crushed …
I close my eyes…
It’s where you are…
So…
I’m coming …

40…to you….

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40

a 40 is the money equivalent to a gram of cocaine that you would purchase from your local drug dealer. And it comes in a little baggie. that sells for 40$ hence the name 40!

Friend #1: man were gonna need some blow tonight

Friend #2: YEAH lets get some. how much you want to get?

Friend #1: I was thinking about getting a 40?

Friend #2 MMMM. That sounds GOOD i got $20 on it!

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40

Being twice as sexy as you were when you were 20.

Girl : No! Im turning 40 today!
Best friend : That means youre twice as sexy as you were when you were 20!
Girl : You're right !

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40

The number after 39, the number before 41, the number 2 numbers after 38, the number 2 numbers before 42, etc.

Guy: "Hey, what's the number after 39?"
Girl: "Hmmm, i think it's 40."
Guy: "No it's not, hahahahahahahaha!"
Girl: "Uh, sure."

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40

slang term for a 40mg oxycontin which is a powerful narcotic.

dude:yo man lets get a 40. you call your guy?

dude2:heyya heyaa lets get that shit in our nose!

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40

I promise you....❤️
Tell me where...
when...

40...I will be there..

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40

a forty ounce of beer

Yo i got a set of forty in my trunk lets screw theys ho's and get drunk

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