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1. the day you realize you forgot to do just about everything that needed to get done.
2. the first day of not-weekend after the weekend
(n. origin: Satan)
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Easily the worst day of the week. It is the first day back in prison. It is the worst especially for teens because they have been watching SMG4, funny fails or some fresh memes.
Alex: Rod, do you like Mondays
Rod: No, who likes Mondays? They're stupid!
Fletcher: I like Mondays, Mondays are the best
Alex: Happy Monday
Rod: More like unhappy Monday
A disease that affects every human being in the world on a Monday. Where you don't want to do anything but you have to whether it be work or school. Symptoms include depression, anxiety, and not wanting to get off your lazy ass.
Guy 1: "Man I don't want to do anything today."
Guy 2: "Looks like you've got a case of The Mondays."
When you realize the weekend is over, and you have to give up 40+ hours at a shitty job just to earn enough to eat and have shelter.
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.
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Another slang term for a gentlemen of the black race. Used repeatadly when in the presence of black or other ethnic minorities to avoid ugly confrontation, causing uncomfortable silence resulting in physical violence, known to them as "Cracker Beating". Origin from the cliche' saying... 'Nobody Likes Mondays'
Man, were you at the basketball game, that Mondays got hops
This party is terrifying me, too many Mondays around
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The Monday back to work after a killer party or parties. Can also be used to describe any day that just really sucks ass.
co-worker: Hey are you okay? There's a pair of woman's underwear on your back, and you have the word "place balls here" tattooed under your mouth.
you: Oh, don't worry about that. I just have a case of the Mondays.
co-worker: Thank googness. I was getting worried.
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The day that comes after Sunday and ends your glorius weekend.
Don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday!
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