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n. a form of mind control and torture through the use of sound weaponry
The aliens hypnotize u by feeding subliminal aural conditioning thru ur TV
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What you're receiving when you use a bulb-type ear syringe filled with warm water to flush excess cerumen (earwax) out of your ear(s).
My ears are terribly plugged up. Time to have an aural douche!
When you blow a load in a girl's ear. Extra credit: double aural is either getting some in both of her ears, or in one ear of two girls.
I thought she wanted to give me aural sex, but she must've meant oral sex cuz she was not very happy when I came all over her left ear.
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The psychological phenomenon of your mind turning a pretty mediocre song into a much better song when you recall the song from memory. Disappointment is guaranteed when you actually hear a song again.
Guy: This song sucks...I'm suffering from a case of aural transmutation!
Girl: What's that?
Guy: I remember this song being a lot better in my head. My mind must have aurally transmuted it into a better song.
Girl: Don't feel bad, everybody has to do that with Justin Beiber's "My World"
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A play on the term "oral sex", the act of forcing one's tongue into the aural canal of a lover. In some cases, this sends massive waves close to an orgasm down the side of the body that the ear is on.
As he kissed her neck, he worked his way up to the ear to engage in some steamy aural sex.
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when a band makes music so awseome it makes you feel like you are having an orgasm in your ears and mouth.
omg, i love that one band insert band name hear. they give me such an aural orgasm.
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Audible sex.
When a band/song is SO good, it counts as aural sex. Sometimes causing an augasm
Laura: WOW THEY ARE JUST AMAZING. LIKE SEX. ONLY BETTER!
Me: Aural sex then?
Laura: WHAT?
Me: Check out the definition, duh.
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