Beeze (verb.) - a slang conjugation of the verb to be.
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The logical plural of booze. Used when you drink so much booze that it has to be pluralized.
She nearly passed out after drinking huge gallons of beeze.
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It is a cheap and flimsy pen, typically found in restaurants, usually presented with the check. This item is needed for carrying out "Beezness" : important tasks of an undefinable nature.
Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".
The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.
Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.
Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.
Mr. Robin - "Dude, vee got anudder beezness!"
Mrs. Darrah - "Beezness on!"
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A word that can replace any other word ever invented. Beeze is commonly substiuted for words you would not want others to hear.
Want to smoke some beeze? or What the beeze?!
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It was in the change room that I first noticed that he had beez on tee (balls on top); or, I could really go for some beez on tee (beans on toast).
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