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Binger

Adjective

Flaccid, lacking in use, incapable

Usually referred to when talking about male genitalia

Jenny: I wish I could have sex with my husband but we can’t.

Becky: why can’t you?

Jenny: I thought my husband was a Rittenhouse with a schlong, but he has a Binger!

by The Anti-Binger November 16, 2021


Binger

A flaccid penis. Completely useless. A job for Heels Up Harris.

Kamala really helped him get his Binger up.

by HalfRepBrian November 16, 2021


Binger

Noun: A flaccid penis, usually used in conjunction with homosexual sex, or prosecution in a murder case.

example 1: The little nerdy guy with the fauxhawk riding that BBC has a binger.

example 2: wow that D.A. is so inept, he's such a binger. It must be cold in that courtroom

by RarePepe November 16, 2021

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Binger

Marijuana smoke in some sort of chamber, more specifically the smoke contained within the chamber of a gravity bong. Can also include any device in which marijuana smoke is pulled through a chamber, such as a traditional bong or bubbler. A binger stands out from a normal hit in that it is exceptionally intense.

Billy, that binger you pulled me last night made my fucking lungs bleed.

Hey man, wanna take a couple bingers before we go the movies?

by El Pez May 11, 2009

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Binger

Not a grower or a shower, a useless limp tic-tac that takes their frustration out on the world around them but has a brain smaller than their penis so logic literally breaks them. Having to speak to them is worse than stepping on a lego.

Synonyms: flaccid penis, whiskey d***, Failsafe, SoyBoii

"That guy's a total Binger."

"I know! I would rather choke on a meatball than deal with a Binger like that!"

by IamHere92 November 16, 2021

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Binger

A Binger is a mostly peaceful penis. Flaccid in its natural state it cannot perform its duties as it’s designed to do. Nor can it prove a solid point for penetration of the defense (aka honey hole).

In addition, a Binger is a tiny prick. With a child’s hair cut much like a bowl cut or commonly known as a mushroom head.

Baby, Binger is here!

by Ob1conoli November 16, 2021


Binger

A person that is like a little turd refusing to let go.

Synonym: dingleberry

I have a binger that I can’t get off my ass. This little piece of shit is clinging on for dear life

by Not a binger November 16, 2021