The wastafarian name for a blunt
Justin: yo MoodA pass da blart!
Michael: gang!
Blart, verb to cry Black County (UK West Midlands) dialect - from "the bleating of sheep"
Northumbrian. The female reproductive orifice and the tissues attendant thereto. Usually of a sheep or other farm animal - but not necessarily.
He looked worn oot. Glimmers like a pair of sheep's blarts.
When You SHART but you EXPLODE
Did you hear?? about how ed sheeran died
yes he blarted!!!
also used as a term to say to your friends
HOLY SHIT THAT SONG MADE ME BLART
JUST BLARTED
The act of accidentally farting while blowing your nose.
I was in class with a mild allergy, I gently blew my nose and blarted so loud the class bursted into laughter
Made infamous by the satirical movie, "Paul Blart: Mall Cop", a 'Blart' is a mall security guard oftentimes focused much more intently on those shoppers and mall walkers admiring and taking pictures of a mall, rather than keeping an eye out for actual suspicious activity.
This can also stem from mall mgmt or owners not wanting their mall to "look bad" in the public eye.
Mall Enthusiast: "Hey, Mr Mall Security Officer, there's an old lady being robbed over there in the food court at gunpoint... she needs help!!!"
Blart: "No Pitchurs!"
I was checking the security cameras and I saw this fucking gorgeous blart bend over the freezer