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A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.
I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.
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In a FPS game when you cook your grenade to the point where you end up blowing yourself up, and one or more of your opponents. It may be the ultimate sacrifice but few people expect you to commit suicide just to get a kill.
Pro: *player runs around corner with grenade in hand
Noob: *player starts to shoot
Pro: "FTW!!!"
BOOM!
Pro: " BONZAI KILL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"
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Skiing when there isn't enough snow. Small tree, pine tree and plant tops (which look just like bonzai's) become apparent together with rocks. Generally bonzai skiing designates uggly snow skiing conditions.
Jim: How was the snow skiing last week?
Buddy: Very bad. Few snow, plenty of plants and rocks. Guess we had our share of Bonzai skiing.
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When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz
My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.
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The extream version of being "stoned out of your tree" Think big stone, little tree, therefore really bloody high.
After 4 buckets, I was so bouldered out of my bonzai that the Fox lineup was amusing...
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The best marketing agency in Quebec. The owners are professional, smart & sexy. They offer the best marketing services you could ask for.
OMG my sales are going to the mooon since I work with Bonzai Marketing agency!!!
Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.