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A food dweling that has speedy service. Burger King has complicated, innovate, bellow par food products, for instance the BK burger shots; they are so little, and tasty. Burger King makes it's customers feel as if they are cheap royalty by giving them paper crownds. Bk has a great mascot that always has a smiling face, and is appearing to make people's lives better.
"Wow where did you get that cute, little burger at?"
"Oh this, got it at Burger King"
"Woah Burger King is so orginal and unike any other cheap, burger joint, bk rocks"
"Yeah girl it does"
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Have it your way at BK. You got it! :)
YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!! For just a $1
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Burger King 🍔 👑 🤴 👍
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when you have a 3 way with a hermaphrodite and a girl you both get to have it your way
hey honey want to try burger king
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A fast food restaurant in which real burgers and real fries are sold. Only one single Whopper will make you cry "Mercy!" and have you full within the first 5 bites. Fries are deep fried heaven. On a scale of 1-10 on how much it beats McDonald's, BK gets a 20.
In other words, MUCH better than McDick's plastic fries and burgers.
Man #1: "Oh man, the king satisfied me so much last night."
Man #2: "You had sex with a king last night?"
Man #3: "Nah man, I had a Double Whopper from Burger King at 1 in the morning."
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Probably the best burger joint ever created. It pwns the life out of McDonalds, Is acually ADDING new things, and is better than any burger joint. You really are not alive untill you eat a king sized, flame broiled whopper. And ya won't get fat.
Fat kid: Oh god, McDonalds is the Bomb! I might have had a few heart attacks, but I'm LOVIN IT!
Skinny kid: I've never eaten McDonalds...cuz the Burger King PWNZ McDonalds!
Fat kid:...Shut up. *Falls over*
Skinny kid:...Lol.
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A fast food restaurant which is better than McDonald's and you can have it your way.
Person 1: Let go eat at Mcdonalds
Person 2: No way! Let's eat at burger king we can have it are way.
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Where the half-witted post teenage pregnancy "managers" tell everyone what to do, because their lives revolve around 2 minutes.
I need a whopper cheese for the window right away!!!111, I'm a "cook" and I see shit all from hurrying so I'm gonna cook even slower.
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