Random
Source Code
Random
Candice is confused about the Candice jokes so a Candice is going to tell you who a Candice is. A Candice is a woman who has been threw more shit than most people would ever be able to handle yet still be able to smile and see the beauty in people and life. She is strong and independent does not need a man to leech off of or take care of her she comes with everything she needs all she asks for is love honesty and respect. She has a beautiful mind, likes to party but only with the right people, she's sexy she's smart and loyal.
Dude, I hung out with Candice last night and that woman blew my mind! Not only is she the beautiful everything about her is sexy . I'm going to marry Candice
9👍 2👎
If you are searching this you've probably been hit and annihilated by the "Candice dick fit into your mouth". Brain will shrink down by 1000% and symptoms might include gayness. seek immediate medical assistance.
guy1: dude, i heard candice got pregnant
guy2: who's candice?
Guy1: candice dick fit into your mouth?
27👍 17👎
Definitely just the ice gym leader in some of the pokemon games, nothing else, not a setup to a deez nuts joke like candice nuts fit in your mouth, nope.
Random guy who does a little trolling: Hey, heard you've been doing stuff with Candice lately.
Intellectual: Yeah I'm trying to beat her in pokemon
Random guy: I was expecting you to say "who's Candice" so I can say "Candice nuts fit in your mouth", wait, OH NOOOOO
Intellectual: lmao you trolled yourself, get trolled
12👍 5👎
Candice is a girl who has very long hair and bright blue eyes. She knows how to cheer people up quicker than a snap. She isn’t good at combat. She sometimes over reacts at things like if a guy said she liked someone she’d smack him. She is late on time a lot. She says mean stuff but doesn’t always mean it. She his a great friend that u would always want in ur life. If u don’t know a Candice then u need to find one.
Jack: hey Candice I heard u like milo dont you! HUHHHH?!
Candice: *smacks across the face*
Jack: hey hey take it easy girly
18👍 9👎
Me: nice job Candice
John: my name is John who’s Candice
Me: CANDICE DICK FIT IN UR MOUTH
14👍 7👎
It's a beautiful girl, when somebody tells you about Candice you should always ask "Who's Candice?" It will warm their heart and make them proud of you
Your Friend: "Hey have you seen Candice?"
You:"who's Candice?"
Your Friend: *smiles*
Candice is the better version of sugma, what is sugma you ask? Sugma balls.
Guy 1: did you know that candice died today?
Guy 2: who’s candice?
Guy 1: CANDICE BALLS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH