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Final evolution of the first gen starter Pokémon Charmander. Statistically the worst starter of that gen, but is somehow one of the most popular Pokémon in existence. I mean this bitch boy can't even learn fly and he got wings. He's fire-flying type, making him quad-weak to rock, as well as being weak to water and electric. He's worse than Typhlosion, gen 2's fire starter, who despite his cool name is not the best. And he got TWO mega evolutions in X and Y. Nintendo trynna get that merchant sold not giving a shit about stats. Even in the anime, the use of bullshittery is evident when Ash's Charizard bests Gary's Blastoise, even though this would be pretty much impossible in the games. He is kind of like Pikachu and Meowth, the series' other mascots, except people don't big them up to be good in-game. And come on, we all know that bulbasaur is the real MVP of gen 1.
Virgin: I love Charizard, he's so cool and powerful!
Any other person: Fuck off dude, he could get beaten by a Sceptile.
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Back in the day, everyone thought this guy was the best, but then I would whip out my Blastoise and kick his ass every time.
:ZOMG YOU CAN'T BEAT MY CHARIZARD MWA HA HAAA
:Dude, my blastoise just kicked his ass
:AFDJKHSKDFJHSDFKJH NOOOOOOO
lol, pokemon. I wonder if people play pokemon online now, that would be pretty funny.
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Monster Shit. Explosive Diarrhea to the maximum Level.
Guy 1: "I took a Charizard after eating that burrito from that one place."
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A first gen starter. Fire and Flying
A popular Pokemon in the Pokemon franchise, but unable to meet expectations. I'm gen 6 onwards, Mega Evolution allows it to become an actual dragon.
Dude I finally got a level 100 Charizard with blast burn.
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a pokemon with a elongated neck giving it the ability suk his own dick.
i saw charizard doin his thang but he accidently did a flamethrower attack and seared off his pubes.
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When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out and cum on her face, then you proceed to run around the room, flapping your arms screaming "You Do Not Have Enough Badges To Train Me!"
she thought she was good at pokemon, well i proved her wrong when i pulled off The Charizard.
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Someone who lights womens pubes on fire and lights them up with jizz. He then flaps his wings and says “you are too weak to train me
I heard John is a charizarder
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