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1. The 25th day of December.
2. In America, the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday.
That way, Christians can go to their Christmas services, while everyone else can reflect on the true meaning of separation of church and state.
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When spoiled kids get everything they ask for on their christmas list no matter what the length, then go to school and show it off, not knowing that no one gives a fuck.
Also see: spoiled
Billy: Hey, what did you get for Christmas.
Bobby: I got some clothes and an ipod shuffle, what did you get.
Billy: I got a Nintendo Wii, a PS3, a Xbox 360, 4000 dollars in gift cards, a new car, a new stereo, an ipod video 80 gb, a new cell phone, 2 dogs, 2 cats, fifteen wii games, twenty-five ps3 games, and 24 xbox 360 games, not much really.
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The worst enemy for your parents---or if you're a parent, YOUR---credit card(s).
CHRISTMAS BILL: 9000$
PARENT: *faints*
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An ancient Roman Pagan festival that was given a "Christian" name in the fouirth century. Even though no one knows the date of Jesus Christs birth, it is for certain that it could not have been on Dec. 25th. Yet, people lie and say that Jesus was born on this day- and then they participate in all the old pagan customs, as if that honors Christ.
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?
Real Christians don't celebrate the Pagan, Catholic holiday of Christmas!
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The celebration of Jesus Christ being born on Dec. 25. Often people use the term X-mas in replacement.
Joe: "I'm so excited for Christmas!"
Kriss: "Me too!"
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Proof that we live in a major consumer culture.
Christmas is when we would rather buy something for someone than actually say 'thanks for being my friend'
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The worst holiday of the year, which is, ironically, in the second best season of the year.
Winter might be my favorite season if it weren't for all the "Christmas-time" crap going on.
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