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An OS/laptop that will make you forever stay a virgin if you decide to keep it.
Girlfriend: So...what OS do you use?
Boyfriend: Yeah, I have a Chromebook...hey wait, what are you doing?
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A pice of metal thats only use is to tourture kids in school. It is not able to play games you have to manualy enable flash and the videos are such low quality. All you can do is work, take pictures, and suffer. It is 200$ thats insane for how trash it is.
Teacher: time to use chromebooks
Class: *sighs* but they are trash
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A $200 piece of shit.
"Hey dude, how was that shit in there?" "Total fuckin' Chromebook man." "Sweet! *High Fives*"
"Merry Christmas honey!" "Oh thanks mom! Sweet, a laptop.... wait... what kind is it?" "Why, a Chromebook sweetie!"
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A chromebook is a device of which uses the bare minimum of technologies humans have built. However, it does run its own operating system, which is pretty cool. Conversely, it's generally a piece of shit.
Really? A chromebook? Man, I never knew you were such a cheap ass!
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A piece of shit computer that is used by schools because they just want to give kids bad computers. They only have stuff that is related to google, they can't have 1080p youtube videos, don't have caps lock, and have ads saying that it can run games.
My computer runs on windows 3.5 and can still to more stuff than a chromebook.
the slowest god dang thing ever
"Man: Wow my computer is so slow."
"Other Man: Why?"
"Man: Because my mom got me a Chromebook instead of a gaming PC."
A useless "laptop" that you cant run original doom on. They are way too expensive for what they can do, and yeah i guess its good for kids but just get a decent windows laptop for them. At least it will be cheaper.
Person 1: "I bought a Chromebook and its terrible! It cant even do anything besides run google meet horribly."
Person 2: "How much was it?"
Person 1: "1000 bucks"
Person 2: "WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW?? WHY??? IS THAT LEGAL????"