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The inability to finish any piece of work no matter what the reward offered or with any regard as to how beneficial the reward might be
"i'm just gonna clementine on this job, sod it"
"I know they offered me loads of money, but i'm just gonna clementine my way out of this one"
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The most funny French man who is incredibly good looking and a master of the intercourse with females
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A fruit used by Asians for masturbational purposes. While other races usually use a grapefruit, a grapefruit is too much for an Asian to handle. Often heated up for more satisfaction.
German: I'm gonna go jerk with my grapefruit. Wanna come?
Asian: Konichiwa. No. I'll stick to my clementine.
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When a mandarin has sex with an orange it made Clementine. Also one a really common song names for some strange reason.
You: You know Ivanka Trump,
Them: Yeah shes a total Clementine.
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One of the few lucky girls who have an interesting name that is still pretty and works well with surnames. Clementines are pretty and fun but not stupid or annoying. The thing that annoys Clementines the most is people calling them 'tangerine' or 'satsuma' if you call a clementine this they will never ever be your friend or like you ..... trust me
A new girl walks into a classroom. She is very pretty and has an air of confidence and intelligence about her.
Teacher: So this is our new girl sorry what's your name?
Clementine: Clementine
Teacher: Can I just call you tangerine? 'smiles'
Clementine: Piss off you stupid arse
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hybrid between a tangerine and an orange. easy to peel. seedless, sweet, and juicy.
clementines are so delicious that i could eat a whole wooden case of them.
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a girly who cute but always gets the fuckboys she way to good for. she pretty yet petty and loves to be social. she the one always getting high tho lol
person: you see that girl
other person: yea
person: thas clementine
other person: o yea the one always getting high
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