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a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.
Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."
Vomiting; throwing up; hurling; puking etc. etc.
More specifically: Throwing up in someone's car.
Background: After eating McDonald's, Cliff threw up all over Max's car, therefore throwing up in someone's car became "cliffing" and then it became a general term for vomiting.
After eating some suspect curry and smoking too much pot, Zak ended up cliffing all over the back of our van.
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A Clif Bar is a high-energy bar eaten by athletes and other active people.
Gaylord ate a Clif Bar in bed before going to the gym and the mall.
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When a clothing hanger is used to pick some one up by there ball sack.
Im going to give charlie a nice clif hanger the next time I see him.
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When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....
Hey Bro!! I heard you hooked up with Christy last night!!! Was that ass as good at it looks?
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro
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This guy is an absolute fucking loser that no one likes.
Benjamin Clif Bar is a fucking bitch ass cunt.