someone whos hair colour isnt blonde yet they act like it is
brown/black on the outside blonde on the inside
Vanessa: heya have you talked to tash
Jessie: no why?
Vanessa: she walked into a tree on sunday
Jessie: ouch..what a crunchie
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Embarrassed. Ashamed. Flustered
Man I was feeling crunchy as shit!
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Crunchy is a mix of cringy and salty. It is considered an insult.
"Geez man Ashley is being super crunchy"
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when you feel dumb cause you said something that you were wrong about
ooooooh don't you feel crunchy for saying I should feel guilty for not calling you on my lunch break, when I haven't even taken lunch
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Don't you feel Crunchy,
or
Crunch when someone does something stupid
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Girls with crunchy hair usually styled with gel and gallons of hair spray to make the shape of curls who whore it up at parties.
Nikki- ah fuck the crunchies are here.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.
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mostly young, usually intelligent girls, who have brown hair, but will often surprise you with their remarks and behaviour, you will be left wondering why they are not blonde! brown on the outside but blonde (or yellow) on the the inside. just like a crunchie chocolate bar.
mikayla and haylee walk into the store and buy three chewing gum balls, 1 red and 2 orange.
they returned to the car where haylees sister says "i want the red one" so clearly haylee and mikayla are left with the orange. but haylee quickly yells "i bags the orange!"
mikayla thinks 'geez i love her, but haylees such a crunchie!'
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