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Wealth, or net worth, obtained by living in the Washington D.C. area.
--So, Dave, why did you decide to go to American University?
--Man, I'm getting some of that D.C. money.
Acronym for Dirty Cunt.
brother to sister: Yo dirty cunt!
mom: That isn't nice to say to your sister, stop it!
brother: OK, fine, yo D.C. !
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The most piece of shit mass transit system ever erected by the U.S. government. It not only runs late and is unreliable on every aspect whatsoever, it smells like garbage and you might get tetanus or AIDS just by sitting or holding on to the rails inside the car.
The stations have racist cops, their escalators never work, and when operating it sounds like an elephant getting smashed by a garbage truck. The stations are never air conditioned despite bragging about having installed new ones. Their also frequently visited by ugly people.
Some violent incidents and grievances occur on the Metro on a daily basis. These include drivers leaving the wheel and fighting the passengers, hobos stabbing people randomly, and gays obnoxiously bragging about the pointless shit they buy at the Georgetown Banana Republic.
Also expect to wait 20 to 30 minutes for a train. You can check when a train is coming by the oh-so-efficient new Metro app except it doesn't fucking work, 'cause there is never service!
Due to high crime rates and drug trafficking, D.C. Metro no longer offers services to Northeast D.C., mainly the Howard/Shaw stop.
Washingtonian 1: "Hey why hasn't the train arrived yet? I've been standing here for 45 minutes. And the person next to me smells like shit."
Washingtonian 2: "What are you, fucking retarded? You're using the D.C. Metro to get to work?"
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Just like another city, but with more history and a little less crime.
Parent: It's Saturday! Time to take the kids down to Washington D.C to see the Cherry Blossom Festival!
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1. See Daimeng
Hey look, it's the infamous D.C.
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A phrase meaning to dance around a question, made popular by politicians
Zach Galifianakis - What my opponent just did was the old D.C. Dip and Twirl
The area near Adams Morgan where you drink pabst, eat eritrean, hear jazz, go to Black Cat or DC9, and try not to step on rats.
U Street D.C. is best likened to city haunts in Philly, Pittsburgh, or Sacramento -- i.e. not really that hip, but maybe a good a thing because it's very hot so no one really wants to wear pants so tight.
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