Depth Charge

Is the act of filling a bath tub with cold water, submerging ones body, and deficating The reason for this is b/c of fear after eating something spicy and having the cold water chill ones sphincter

Joel ate so much wassabi, he had to go back to his place to take a depth charge

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depth-charge

v: to depth-charge

A sexual act in which the male ties a grenade to his erect penis, and penetrating the vagina. While this may inhibit the man from any further sexual act in the future, if survived he will have successfully risen to a new plateau of sexual triumph.

Jeffrey: Pauline, you want to have sex tonight?
Pauline: No, why?
Jeffrey: Bitch, don't take that tone with me! Now you'll be getting a depth-charge!
Pauline: NOOOO!
Jeffrey: *ties grenade* YES!

*EXPLOSION*

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Depth Charge

Derivation of the blumpkin. A blumpkin is the act of receiving a fellatio while discharging feces on the toilet. To properly perform a depth charge, one must be receiving a blumpkin, then suddenly stand up, letting feces drop in to the toilet bowl, splashing the fellator in the face.

"I heard that Susie Creamcheese bit you while giving head?"
-"Yeah, so I quick stood up and let go a depth charge."

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Depth Charge

a three chamber bong created by myself. it comprises of three home made bongs strung together and placed inside one-another .

Dude that Depth Charge got my so high. I can believe you built that shit

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Depth Charge

When you smoke a bowl, hold in the smoke, take a shot of tequila, shotgun a beer, then exhale.

I did a depth charge last night. It messed me up so badly.

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Polish Depth Charge

While someone is wearing a free diving mask, the act of gently inserting the snorkel in to your asshole and shitting down the tube.

I had my mask on and was putting on my swimfins when suddenly the skipper gave me a polish depth charge. I nearly choked to death.

Toledo Depth Charge

While receiving a blowjob, one places his left hand on his left hip (w/ the elbow facing slightly forward), then proceeds to vomit on the girl giving the blowjob.

"I knew I was in love the first time he gave me a Toledo Depth Charge," said Mary.

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