derailing

E-mailing while inebriated.

I downed a half pint of scotch and spent the rest of the night derailing old girlfriends.

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DERAIL

DERAIL; a term used by the shmoo clan in order to replace shit, do it, and pwn.

1) Dude i have been holding this in but i really gotta deRail!!
2) Are you ready? Lets deRail!!
3) Dude you just got DERAILED!

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derail

Attacking or failing to follow the tactics of a debater who railroads the conversation, by expressing unexpected views or challenging logical fallacies.

She's upset because I took a third option that will derail her planned one-sided conversation.

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Derailed

1. During the act of doggy-style vaginal intercourse, the male, while recovering from a thrust, pulls out too far and his penis "accidentally" inserts itself into the girls anus.

2. An arctic map in the video game "Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."

1.

"The other night my girl moaned some other guys name, so I derailed her. See if she does that again..."

2.

"Last night I was having some fun, then got derailed"
"You pulled out too far and got mud on your junk?"
"Worse. I got that shitty snow map."

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derail

To move from the pink, to the brown, when making the sweet sweet sechzor.

Or if you'd like it a bit clearer:

To go from vaginal to anal intercourse

Man A: Dude, I tried something new with my girl last night.
Man B: Oh yeah, what's that then?
Man A: Well, I went from pink to brown.
Man B: Oh...you derailed!! Fair play matey.

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Derailment

When you are railing your rib, cleopatra, bottom bitch, and wife of 14 years. And you slip into the wrong hole. This is called a derailment, and doesn't matter what hole.

Jim: fuck this feels good
Susan: oooooohhh ya harder harder
Jim: (slips into wrong hole)
Susan: ooooaaaahhhhhhhh

Jim: sorry babe I derailed
Susan: ok, next time I dont cause a derailment into me

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Derailed

A women losing her virginity in a very rough, hard manor.

Guy 1:Dude, I totally just derailed this one chick!
Guy 2: Me too!

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