A person is really gay and horny. He also stalks you
"dude dave is so fucking weird hes like Dr. Dickfuck
When a strawberry is inserted into a vagina or an anus and a penis is inserted pushing the strawberry deep.
I wanna strawberry DickFuck you
The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.
"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"
"Damn, he alright?"
A way of saying nothing implying a negative tone, usually of agravation. Generally used when some one is bored and wants something to do or if some gave a lot of effort for no profit.
Ex 1
Guy 1: Hey man, what are you up to?
Guy 2: Dickfuck all, wanna grab a beer?
Ex 2
Girl 1: How much did'ya win at the casino?
Girl 2: Dickfuck all!
Someone who's an asshole and makes his problem's everyone else's problems. Also could be someone that is just dumb and rude.
"Do you know James?"
"Yea. He's such a dickfuck."
He is a guy who doesnt care if he is a dick & continues to be-not really knowing it.Doesnt realize what hes done to be a dick,doesnt apologize& doesnt lose sleep over it.You wont spot a dickfuck immediately.This guy is a rare breed.Hes not a dick in the sense that hes a pissed off dude w/ a chip on his shoulder.Hes just the opposite actually.He doesnt blurt out dick comments for dicks sake.He is not that guy.He makes the weak feel uneasy & the strong feel less confident.If your not strong minded &let your feelings control ur emotions,u best get out of his way.You will break down,sob,b confused& overanalyze it everyday thereafter.When u confront him,you end up right back to the place he left u-your head spinning faster.Most would mistake him as being heartless but he is not. He may seem cold-hearted to some, where others would appreciate his cold hard honesty.He can seem careless at times where care is needed mostly w/the ones he is closest to.His actions are usually deemed reckless, not stupid. Youve never met one like him. He is wise, real,& brutally honest.He doesnt have time for people w/feelings, who feel life isnt fair.He does what he wants, when he wants, with whomever he chooses.He loves life,& life would be lost w/out him.If you dont love him then you dont get him & you just hate him.Everyone hes come in contact w/either knows him or knows of him.He is envied,admired,appreciated & feared& quite honestly, is someone you are probably jealous of.He is a dickfuck.
Ex#1 friend 1: "I cant believe he just did that! AND got away with it!"
friend 2: "Fuckin dickfuck"
Ex#2. You take off, don't answer the phone, and act like you did nothing wrong? Who the fuck do you think you are you fuckin dickfuck.
An individual that doesn't know dick about fuck.
That guy protesting over there is a real dickfuck.