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1. An internet meme, where if you divide by zero an apocalypse will occur.
2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.
3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.
1. Hey look, I divided by zero! OH SHI- ...few seconds later... APOCALYPSE
2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-
3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."
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someone who fails so much that they divide by zero and cause the universe to implode.
dude 1: i like pop music.
*universe implodes*
dude 2 :thanks alot you prick you damn zero divider.
The real or imagined social/metaphysical distance between the intoxicated and the sober.
The officer struggled to divine the driver's mumblings. She could not translate his words or intentions, the sobriety divide was too vast.
Dividing by zero is the biggest epic fail known to mankind. It is a proven fact that a succesful division by zero will constitute in the implosion of the universe.
You are dividing by zero there, Johnny. Captain Kirk is not impressed.
Divide by zero?!?!! OMG!!! Epic failzorz
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When even math shows you that not everything can be figured out with math. When you divide by zero, math kicks you in the shins and says "yeah, there's kind of an answer, but it ain't just some number."
It's when mathematicians become philosophers.
Math:
Let's say you have ZERO apples, and THREE people. How many apples does each person get? ZERO, cause there were no apples to begin with
Not-math because of dividing by zero:
Let's say there are THREE apples, and ZERO people. How many apples does each person get? Friggin... How the Fruitcock should I know! How can you figure out how many apples each person gets if there's no people to get them?!? You'd think it'd be infinity, but not really. It could almost be any number, cause you could be like "each person gets 400 apples" which would be true, because all the people did get 400 apples, because there were no people. So all the people also got 42 apples, and a million and 7 apples. But it's still wrong.
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the line that runs down your balls and continues towards your ass hole that seperates your right and left sack. it looks like your nut sack has been sewn together.
she was licking on my continental divide and it felt fantastic.
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