If lord Voldemort and a potato had a baby.
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A completely hairless anus. Usually achieved by waxing.
Beautician: What can I do for you today?
Customer: Give me a Peter Dutton.
Beautician: Completely hairless arsehole?
Customer: That's the goal!
The act of taking a lady out to a fine dinner than bringing her back to your place for some lovin. when the action starts to heat up, you run to the nearest corner and violently masturbate because you can do it better yourself.
Gene took winnie the poo out on a date then brought her back to his house were he later dirty duttoned her.
Ellie Dutton is a crusty ass duttie bitch that nobody likes apart from her two bestie westies Keira and Georgie because they are the only ones who can like her teeheee ๐ก๐๐
Rose and Ellie-may: ew Ellie Dutton is a crusty ass hoe bitch
Keira and Georgie: no u teeheee
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A phrase meaning someone is a complete pushover, or wet sandwich. They are often closeted gays, and are known too use too much hair product.
Person 1: Did you see that guy?
Person 2: Yeah, what a pushover.
Person 1: I've never seen such a Mr Dutton in my life!
Peter Dutton ; member of Australian parliament, a former police officer, who tested positive to Coronavirus COVID-19.
Peter Dutton acted out a sinario insinuating that 'the coast is clear'. This is in regards to his management of the "Ruby Princess" Cruse ship. The majority of COVID cases in Australia are linked to that perticular ship. Case Closed, P.S.I. have good reason to do this presumably.