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towniespeak, to look at somebody in a bad way, most commonly used as an excuse to start a fight
A "girl she is giving me evils!!! hey you! you got beef wi' me or summink?!!!"
B "no, just just lost my contact lens..."
A "what?!! you callin' me a liar now???!!! don't you go direspectin' me!!! i'm gonna smash your ugly fucking face in, you dirty little whore!!!!!!"
B *is not a townie and therefore *runs away**
(and yes, i have seen that happen before...)
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aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...
Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)
In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...
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(Noun)
Qualities that are inherently and existentially incompatible with a society.
(Often combined with the word, “Smite” to form the satisfying catchphrase, “Smite Evil!”)
Example 1:
Lo! Evil is thou for a sea of innocent blood is spilt for thy greed! Now, prepare for thy retribution: ‘Tis time to SMITE EVIL!
Translation: Yo! We ain’ coexistin’ cause you killed a lot for greed. Git ready to be punished: Imma splat yo coexistin’ incompatible ass!
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Hitler, Osama, or Justin Bieber.
OMG, that guy is so Hitler! This would mean evil.
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concentrated foulness; intentionally bad; extremely malignant; Microsoft.
1. wow, microsoft put a lot of evil into their new windows professional edition.
2. help! my new windows professional edition just tried to cut off my penis! that's pretty darn evil.
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