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A purple penis, usually occurring after rough sex.
Alfredo had a purple ferp last night.
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Noun: Any spilled or otherwise created liquid resulting from a derp.
-guy spills water-
His friend: LOL FERP JUICE!
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Jorge was slapped in the face by a purple ferp this afternoon.
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An extremely contagious, incurable type of blisters on the feet that look like herpes. Ferpes is accquired by taking your shoes off in public while not wearing socks, or touching the feet of a person who has ferpes. In extreme cases, you can catch ferpes by just looking at the feet of a person with ferpes.
As Megan took her shoes off in history class and wrapped her feet around the desk poles, the class was traumatized by the view of her festering ferpes.
Furries with herpes (furry herpes)
Person: You got ferpes? I’m surprised you even managed to get laid
Furry:…
n. A virus caused by the foot of someone kicking or playfully attacking you with their feet especially when the person getting "ferpeed" does not like it in any way, shape, or form.
"EW, AVA STOP! You're giving me ferpes!!"
A person with little social life or popularity who hangs on to any shred of affection; also someone who smells bicycle seats.
"Oh my gosh, I just said hi to Fred and now he won't stop following me."
"Ew, he's such a ferp."