A purple penis, usually occurring after rough sex.
Alfredo had a purple ferp last night.
Jorge was slapped in the face by a purple ferp this afternoon.
Noun: Any spilled or otherwise created liquid resulting from a derp.
-guy spills water-
His friend: LOL FERP JUICE!
The act of Eiffel towering someone’s head by drilling a hole in the back of the skull for one person to put their dick into such that it can fuck the brain. Then proceeding to have two men insert their penises into the head, one through the mouth and another through the drilled hole, allowing the tips to be moving in opposite directions inside the head of the drilled individual.
Yeah, me and Thomas were ferping Connie the other day.
The jar used to contain and preserve debris from ferping such as brain matter, bone ash, bodily fluids and goon juice for later consumption.
“Yo bruh we was ferping in that bitch crazy, pass me the ferp jar dawg because I got hella brain smeg on my shit and I’m tryna clean ts(this) off .”
Furries with herpes (furry herpes)
Person: You got ferpes? I’m surprised you even managed to get laid
Furry:…
An extremely contagious, incurable type of blisters on the feet that look like herpes. Ferpes is accquired by taking your shoes off in public while not wearing socks, or touching the feet of a person who has ferpes. In extreme cases, you can catch ferpes by just looking at the feet of a person with ferpes.
As Megan took her shoes off in history class and wrapped her feet around the desk poles, the class was traumatized by the view of her festering ferpes.