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The sexy Mexican taco man that has a huge cock
Have you seen Fernando with his sexy ass
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Fernando is the type of guy that is a bit clingy and annoying, but is a friendly guy. Most of the time when he is in need of telling you something, he thinks its needed to be an inch away from you to tell you whatever he thinks is important.
Dude get off me Fernando
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Fernando is that one smart mexican kid in your class that seals all the girls. He also has a big cock. Everybody wants to be his friend or lover but never hater.
Somebody: I have a smart mexican kid in my class but I don’t know his name.
Other kid: no worries that was definitely a Fernando
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Fernando is a very lovely person. He can make u happy when your sad,he's funny, very nice, and a great friend. He also likes to draw but he says he's not good even though we all know he's good at drawing. He loves rock music because rap music isn't really his type. He likes talking to people and making new friends. He is also very understanding and trust worthy. He is a very loveable person with a big heart and you should never mess if his heart or his feelings. If u ever come by a person name Fernando make sure you talk to him because he will change your life. Once u start talking to Fernando he makes a big difference in your life that you just want to talk to him every day. If u ever lose a person like Fernando you will realise that he was a big part of your life. He's a VERY good friend and you will never find a friend like this. Doesn't matter if he's short or tall he's still the best.
"Man Fernando is my best friend for ever and I don't want to lose him"
"Fernando is so cute"
"Fernando is sooo funny"
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1. Someone who is clearly Mexican and will sarenade you with his sweet guitar playing and smooth vocals.
2. The Mexican version of Sweet Lou from the movie "Grind".
3. Someone who jukes in Chicago ALL NIGHT LONG!
1. "Oh man! After Fernando played that one song I swear I was in love with him for 5 minutes..."
2. "Just one look at Fernando and we all knew he was Sweet Lou..."
3. "Hey Fernando!"
"Yeah?"
"What did you do Friday night?"
"Hellz I was jukin' it up in Chicago all night long!"
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v. to puke; to throw up.
A Fernando can be often caused by exercising after eating.
Boy 1: Dude, you shouldn't run after having that big lunch.
Boy 2: Don't worry about me.
*After one lap in the track*
Boy 2: Oh man, I don't feel well. *throws up*
Boy 1: Eww! You just did a Fernando. Now stop puking on the track ramp!
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