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Finagle

To take the books out of someone's back-back, flip it inside out, put the books back in, and zip it up.

Yesterday I finagled billy's back-pack.

by wweber9 March 5, 2018

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Finagle

A slight grop and tickle of the balls

When a lady friend touches your testicals she has finagled you.

Last night she finagled me so hard

by Asslicker528 July 27, 2018

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finagle

v. to look at somebody and desire them, to feel chemistry between oneself and another person and wish to act upon it

Yesterday I met this girl who I couldn't help but finagle.

by taylor January 5, 2005

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Finagle's Law

prov. The generalized or `folk' version of Murphy's Law, fully named "Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives" and usually rendered "Anything that can go wrong, will".

The label `Finagle's Law' was popularized by science fiction author Larry Niven in several stories depicting a frontier culture of asteroid miners; this `Belter' culture professed a religion and/or running joke involving the worship of the dread god Finagle and his mad prophet Murphy. Some technical and scientific cultures know it under the name Sod's Law; this usage may be more common in Great Britain.

Anything that can go wrong, will.

by Belatu July 26, 2004

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finagle a bagel

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.

Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible

by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015

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kegel finagle

When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex

"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."

by spinkle0711 March 9, 2014


Finagle that Bagel

Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.

*wins match* YOOO gamers lets Finagle that Bagel brother.

by DaeBaeFay December 31, 2019

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