Soviet Glonk

He is A being generally found along with Communist Amoeba. He, too, has only 1 aim in life and that is to establish world order by communism

Soviet Glonk shall fight for communism establishment.

glonk

v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.

Hold on, someone just glonked me.

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Glonk

An ugly person.

You see that person over there? She's a total glonk.

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gargoyle glonk

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

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The Glonk

A epic fun pro club

lineup:

Bonerman
Shamoo

Broonaldo
Roslea Rioter
Balvie boi

Kyle ca
Fin bar
Porkie

Greedo
Vincenzo
Cragg

Holy fuck it’s the glonk we better be scared incase they shit all over our wrists and piss on bonermans cat

Glonked

When you are very stupid

"You are so glonked my guy!"

Glonk

A derogatory term for an individual who is incapable of digesting Gluten

Natalie is a Glonk