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Originally published by National comics, as a stroy about a man, alan scott, granted powers by, literally, a Green Lantern. During the silver age of comics, National (now DC) reintroduced the character, this time an inter gallactic law inforcer named Hal Jordan. Since that time the role of green lantern has been filled by John Stewart, Guy Gardner, and most recently, Kyle Rayner. The original, Alan Scott, resides on DC's Earth2, and now goes by Sentinel. Hal Jordan died after becoming obssed with power (nd becoming the being Paralax) but was resurected as The Spectre. He has since given up that identity. Kyle Rayner acts as Earths green lantern, and Guy Gardner and John Stewart continue to act as superheros within the Green Lantern Corps.
The Green lantern has the potntial of being the most powerful thing in the universe, so why is Kyle Rayner such a pussy?
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When you mix mountain dew with jack daniels thus producing a green beverage
Dude I'm getting so buzzed off this green lantern
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When a girl is sucking your cock and she gags causing boogers to come out of her nose you lick them off her face and spit it on her tits.
Tj and Robert totally gave Bes a Green Lantern last night!
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When you are having sex with a girl doggy style and promptly punch her anus with a ring pop whilst still having sex.
"Yea I really caught my girlfriend by surprise last night after the movies. I hit her with a green lantern and she had no idea what to do" aka The Green Lantern
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Member of the Justice League of America who resembles a member of TOTSE.COM that likes to dress up as a female in tight leather pants and a green bra.
An example of this character is known to wear a green ring around their ring finger while shoving it up their ass.
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The name of my friend Justin's green water bong.
Hey, go grab the green lantern.
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When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.
James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"
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