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hoke

A complete goober. A southern version of a jersey shore idiot.

Generally dates other hokes.

Did you see those two hokes together at that party? They were lame, I bet they listen to soulja boy and make out.

by daniel daniel February 23, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


hoke

a nig who falls over all the time and thinks theyre hilarious when theyre not.

wow did u guys see cassie fall right after she made those bad jokes? what a hoke.

by #1nigga February 23, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


hoke

Limp; not erect.

You need some of them Viagra pills, hoke boy.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


hoke

Very similar to a joke, a hoke is a half-joke. Like when you are trying to tell someone something and they respond with an insult, so you make a joke of it. It is most commonly used in those awkward circumstance when the person you're talking to makes a complete "prick" comment.

Tim: Hey did you see that Glee episode last night?

Mike: No because I have a dick.

Tim: Haha, sorry I guess my menstrual cycle is acting up. (A key example of a hoke)

by horaceapplebottom December 7, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


hoking the guts

When a Male/Female enters the vagina with there finger,more affectionately known as fingering.(Gut hoking)

Clive was hoking the guts out of some chick last night!

by brolly109 November 13, 2009


Brady Hoke

Head football coach for the University of Michigan. He is known for his excessive eating habits, giant gut, and type 2 diabetes.

Guy 1: Did you hear the exciting news about Brady Hoke?

Guy 2: No, I'm guessing he lost to Michigan State again.

Guy 3: Well that will happen in a few months, but he is actually going to be on the next season of "The Biggest Loser"

Guy 4: Good for him. I will be proud of him if he can somehow get below the 500 pound mark.

by Brady Hoke's Mom February 16, 2012

18๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hokes Bluff

The city in Alabama where everyone is dating and related. I met my second cousin there. Today, we're getting married.

Let's go to Hokes Bluff and fuck Mom!

by YintheOrigami October 10, 2017

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