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When your out with a bunch of friends or people and you don't want to say goodbye to everyone, or want them to make you feel obligated to stay, you find a good time to leave without anyone noticing.
Josh: "Where did Steve go, I haven't seen him for 15min?"
Mike: He must of pulled the houdini dude, I haven't seen him in forever either.
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When a man has sex with a woman so that he is behind her and she is facing a window. The man has his friend hide in the in the room and during the middle of the act the man pulls out and his friend takes his place so that the woman does not notice. The man then runs outside and waves to the woman from outside of the window.
Me and Jim pulled the houdini perfectly last night. The girl had no idea how I escaped.
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Named after the master vanishing man himself, the Houdini is the quickest way out of a sticky situation, and also having to avoid good-byes, which can take forever. Basically, get up and leave...don't say good-bye...don't make eye contact...don't inform anyone you're leaving...just vanish.
Person #1 - Hey where did Steve go??
Person #2 - I just saw him like 20 mins ago...?
Person #1 - I think it's been longer than that...
Person #2 - He performed the Houdini again!!!
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when you're fucking a girl from behind and she's facing a window. You withdraw quickly and have a buddy slip in, meanwhile you walk out side and wave to her through the window
I just gave that bitch a houdini and she was like "what the fuck?"
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You start out fucking a girl from behind, making sure the girl is facing the window. In the middle, you have your friend come into the room, and both of you switch without her knowing (putting a finger in her pussy, etc.) You pack up your stuff and when you leave, you knock on the window and wave to her.
"Dude, thanks for helping me with the Houdini on Friday night with ____"
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Sex act;when a man and a woman are having sex doggy style and the man reaches orgasm,he pulls out and spits on her back.When she rolls over he then blows it in her face.
Do to her unwillingness to participate in oral sex,Jane was introduced to houdini by her boyfriend.
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In the midst of intercourse, performed from behind, your friend creeps out of the closet and, without your sexual partner's knowledge, takes your place behind him/her. You go out of the house and wave excitedly through the window from the yard. As your partner realizes your debauchery, your friend yells, "Ta-Da!!"
J-Mac: "Kevin, that Houdini that we pulled off was hilarious!! She was so surprised!"
Kevin: "Aww, tits! Too bad my voice cracked when I yelled 'Ta-Da'"
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