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n. the delectable mollusc residing between a woman's legs that men enjoy sticking their penises into. They are similar to actual clams living in the ocean, but the pearl must be inserted physically by male ejaculation. They may come clean shaven or covered in sea grass. I prefer mine tight, polished and juicy.
(Guys drive by woman walking on sidewalk)
(Guy in shotgun whistles, woman turns away disgusted)
Guy: *Bites knuckle and groans* that bitches clam was HELLA HUNGRY!
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Another name for the female genitalia.
DJ: I just wanna go out there and find some clams.
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Geordie way of saying starving
I havn't ate all day, i'm absolotly clamming
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a common nickname for the std properly known as chlamydia.
Bob fully intended on sleeping with Sue until he found out she had the clam.
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A sour note played by a musician.
Wheldon thinks he plays like Bird, but he keeps honking out clams.
Letitia hit a clam with her oboe during the Surprise Symphony.
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Verb.
An assertion of dominance or act of revenge where a woman crouches down over someone who is asleep or passed out so that her genitalia touches their face. The female equivalent of teabagging.
"Jane is really mad at John for being a drunken jackass tonight."
"Yeah, I know. She said she's clamming him when he passes out."
"Deserved."
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