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The greatest source of stupidity in the universe.
Internet guy #1: Hey man did you see that youtube vid of some kid named Fred screaming all over the place talking about crap no one cares about!
Internet guy #2: YEAH LOLZORZ ROFLMAO IT WAS TEH EPIC
Internet guy #3: HEY BOB HOW WAS YOUR DAY I WATCHED JUSTIN BEIBER ALL DAY AND THE JONAS BROTHERS EVEN THOUGH IM A GUY
B0bMaster789: o u no. teh usual. gettin ep1c l00t for my lvl 80 elf druid on WoW.
Internet troll: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LAID. SERIOUSLY YOUR SUCH FUCKING LOS-- "Honey time for bed!"..."NOT NOW MOM!!! PLEASE!!" *cries*
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-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."
-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
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A vaste world full of scams, Clickbait ,dumb ads, games,pornography and other crap like social media.
It only works if you have WIFI.
For nerds its a global computer that providing a variety of information like math 1+1=2.
WARNING ITS ADDICTIVE
Person A: Do you have internet
You :no
Person A: YOU ARE A A** HOLE
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An alibi
Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.
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A vast network of data that is
40% pornography
30% cat pictures
19% creeps
10% advertisements
10% the word "gay"
1% relevant information
All of which is spied on by the NSA
People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.
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Porn.
When in need of a little entertainment, I go to my laptop and get on the internet.
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What ever you do, do not search the following:
Rule 34
Peen on google images
Sex whale on google images
Child pregnancy on google images
Fan art porn
Penile skin tag on google images
Penile whore on google images
John:"Hey man, you don't look healthy, when's the last time you slept?"
Me:"3 WEEKS!"
John:"What, why?"
Me:"BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING INTERNET"
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