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The movie And sometimes people.
One of the performers sets fireworks of in his dads bedroom to wake him up, then in his car then puts a crocodile or alligator (I dunno which) in the kitchen in a attempt to make there mom say "FUCK". Thats a jackass!!!!!!!
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a jacket which only reaches down to your waist, leaving your ass exposed.
"hey, it's like minus 40 out tonight!! didn't you freeze on your way over here with that jackass on??"
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A person who acts like a comeplete idiot. Or just someone who is acting strange and just not normal.
"Max is such a jackass, he can't count to 5."
"Are you sure? Yesterday I saw him count to 4."
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A derogatory term similar in meaning to asshole, or stupid asshole. Jackass is a term that's almost never used by today's young people but somehow it sounds hilarious when an old person says it and really means it.
The jerk CEO at a nursing home was telling old man Smith that if he was going to stay at this nursing home he would have to sell his house and possessions or be kicked out.
Old man Smith: "Jackass!"
Nursing staff covers their mouths and tries desperately to stifle their laughter. Old Man Smith just said exactly how they felt about their CEO.
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An act of total jackass motives.
"You getting your friend to put holes in their face is a total jackassism"
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90% of the 'people' who submitted their frighteningly ignorant and downright hateful quasi-definitions to this website. If they're 'urban,' I'm glad I'm suburban.
"I wrote some funny stuff in the urban dictionary website, because nobody gives a damn about what I have to say in the real world, and I'm destined to work at McDonald's my entire pathetic life."
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a mtv and mtv2 tellie show about a crew made up of:
johnny knoxville, bam margera, ryan dunn, steve-o, chris pontius, and a couple other dudes.
swooning teen chick 1: "omg, ryan is so fucken hot!"
swooning teen chick 2: "no! bam is!"
swooning teen chick 3: "uhh your both wrong; steve-o is!"
swooning teen chick 4: "johnny is the hottest of the jackass crew!"
*swooning teen chicks begin to argue about who's the hottest*
teen chick 5: *quietly* "hell, i'd do 'em all."
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