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Ryan Jacobson dunks on Kawhi Leonard and Ashton.
OMG Ryan Jacobson just ended Ashton’s career.
When you arrive to the bar to get multiple $0.25 and $0.50 you call its during their happy hour of the worst rum and coke, then realize 26 shots later its time to drive home. On the drive home you crash into a neighborhood complex sign and that's when you'll realize you've hit full jacobson.
Pat: Woah dood, you see tom last night?
Dekis: Yeah dood, he went full jacobson stoop
A term for a dummy thicc short king, with enough cake to feed an entire wedding reception.
-My gosh, look at that man, he's a Ty Jacobson for sure!
-His butt is so big if he fell on it he would just bounce straight up
-He has to use 2 folding chairs at the neighborhood barbecue
-His shorts size is XLT, xtremely lucously thiccc
He’s a really good friend. Brandon is really active and crazy in the best way possible. Even though he’s struggling through hardships, he still makes time for his friends. He knows how to make everyone laugh and have a good time. He’ll stay by your side his whole life.
Brandon Jacobson is a really funny person!
Refereeing to your male genitalia
Gosh dammit Tate your Jacobson’s are out!