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1. When you are arguing with someone who has a seemingly air-tight argument and you blow a load of philological wisdom into his argument.
2. any kind of come back.
3. A literary ejaculation
Joe: 9/11 was clearly the work of Osama bin Laden (and proceeds to show you undeniable proof) Zack: Oh Yeah, well Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!
Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!
Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella
Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.
Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.
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Dave's weed.
#PolePosition #StayLit
"Hey, man, dat 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash smells ripe. " -Ryan
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick
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Something that cannot melt steel beams, but can weaken steel beams.
Person A: Why does my water taste funny?
Person B: Because what you're drinking is actually Jet Fuel.
Any flavor of Monster Energy.
Hey, why don't you mix vodka and a little redneck jet fuel?
Another term for Monster Energy.
Let's mix vodka with some redneck jet fuel!