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Just to far away from Oregon for comfort.
Flights are expensive and I'm sure gas to drive there is outrageous.
"Are we in Kansas yet? "
I wish visiting and seeing you was easier.
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The state that removed Evolution from the science textbooks.
In recent years has became infamous for having a pro-life group kill an obstetrician who performed abortions.
Me: hey, did you hear about the pro-lifers in Kansas?
Friend: I know that tone, this is a set up for a joke.
Me: no, I swear. A bunch of pro-life psychos killed a doctor who performed abortions.
Friend: so much for being pro-life, huh?
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Someone once told me the highest thing in Kansas is this one abnormally tall highway overpass, and I believe him.
You want it flat? We've got it flat here in Kansas!
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Home to the Wichita State Shockers! Arguably the best mascot ever!
Curtis: "I went to Kansas last weekend."
Chase: "Isn't that where the Shockers are from?"
Curtis: "That's right Wichita State, aka Shock U."
Chase: "GIVE 'EM THE SHOCKER!"
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The New York To Missouri's, New Jersey
Kansas is better than Missouri...
Kansas City.... need i say more
Home of one of the greatest rock bands ever?!?!?
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Kansas is a mostly rural state in the middle of the country. It is flat, and people give it hell, but it can actually be a lovely drive. Kansas City is named after Kansas, but besides for some nice suburbs all the good stuff is actually located in Missouri. Western Kansas is full of inbred hicks and dumpy, dilapidated, cow-manure-smelling shit towns. Their politics are way the fuck backwards and they have lots of uneducated bible thumpers.
If you pass a gas station in Kansas, you may want to fill up because it will be a while before you see another.
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Noun: Geographically surveyed and measured to be the flatest state in the union.
Kansas is a very, very flat state.
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