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A lovely lady. Also bangs like a shithouse door in a gale. Well known to burger kings and queens.
Man, I was hanging out of Kieron’s Mum last night when I got all my loot mooched.
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Used to describe a rather large boisterous fella, with a likeness to Peter Griffin and a certain liking for mike and Ike’s. This person thinks they knows words but really they don’t and just look them up. Often they think they know it all but often they are just complete knob - jockeys.
Person 1 : That Kieron is a right Kieron Murphy isn’t he
Person 2: Agreed
Massive "The L Word" fan, to the point that he can quote the entire series word for word. A person that steals copper and defecates in people's bags. He may also be known by the name "30 Grand Man".
“I’m built different see, loads of people can’t drink milk on its own”
Guy 1 - "Wow that guy is a real Kieron Gagg, stealing copper like that"
Guy 2 - "Not to mention what he did to those peoples bags"
He sucks dicks everyday. He’s known for having an average penis. He believes that he is a sex machine but he is.
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The unacceptable practice of being a nonce and giving candy to underage children to lure them into your van
That nonce Kieron pulled off a dirty Kieron yesterday and made off with 3 children
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A lonely shell of a man, most likely bald or receding. Find him in his in his natural habitat in the corner of the club, his 1-inch wonder in hand, saggy hoody hanging off his shoulders, grinning with a white substance lightly tugging at his upper lip hair while staring at the smaller men in the club. If you are ever approached by a Classic Kieron, follow with caution, to avoid being kissed by his white sloppy lips, offer a cider, slide it over, slowly. And then run.
Could also be described as a man with a tiny penis.
"Tom, there's a man over, I think he's touching his dick. He's staring at you."
"Oh god! It's a Classic Kieron! Give me your cider, quick!"
"Oh how dissapointing, you have a Classic Kieron."
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When you do something very retarded or disabled for no reason
im going to be pulling a kieron statham