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1. Long time host of the late show.
2. The coolest person to ever come from Indiana.
I make a point to watch David Letterman's show every night.
David Letterman has the coolest gap in his teeth ever.
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The good-hearted, ill-tempered host of a late-night talk show that takes risks that often result in laughter with the exception of "Will It Float?". The show is kept fresh by new additions such as "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" in addition to the traditional segments such as "Ask the Audience" and bizarre contests hosted by Rupert at the deli next door. Dave has outstanding taste in bringing back exceptional musical guests and comedians such as Jim Gaffigan (13 times), Brian Regan (19 times), and the late great Mitch Hedberg (10 times). Often trails a show in ratings on NBC at the same time-slot hosted by a comedian going through the motions riding the popularity of the show's past with painfully unoriginal material.
"David Letterman seems like such a curmudgeon, but did you see how teary-eyed he got when he introduced the doctors and nurses who saved his life?"
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Using your influence as a boss to sleep with a co-worker or employee.
People are speculating that Jimmy Kimmel is "pulling a Letterman" since he started dating a member of his staff.
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the passive-agressive act of dramatically apologizing not only for an action which one has committed, but also for things which one has previously committed, has not committed, and would not likely commit, all in an effort to reduce one's culpability for the central action in question. This is similar to a strategy employed by jewish grandmothers, where one apologizes for all things that have ever happened, whether good or bad.
Example of a "Letterman apology":
Dave: ... so my apologies to subjecting them to that vulnerability and being brow-beaten and humiliated, it never occured to me, and as a matter of fact Alan Coulter kept wanting to know if we'd had sex, do you remember that Alan?
Alan: I did and I don't remember.
Dave: So I'll just say I'm terribly sorry ... And now, also because what can it hurt, once again I'd like to apologize to the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin...
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A place where indie bands and upincoming bands make there u.s. Tv debut. And promote one of their early albums.
I saw the soft pack and white lies on the david letterman show.
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Similar to No Homo or No Racial, it needs to be said when you make a statement that can sound pedophiliac, but was actually innocent.
Me: I am really diggin this Gabriella Cilmi!
Dude: Man, that's sick. You're 26, she's 17!
Me: Dude, I meant her music. No Letterman.
A boy who is so obsessed with sports, that he likes them more than anything else in the world. He shows it by dressing super sporty and sharing random sports facts for no reason.
Jack walks by wearing a letterman's jacket and ripped jeans.
"Look at Jack, he's such a Letterman's Child!"