Loretta Shit

The actress who played Major Margaret on M*A*S*H* where she was nicknamed Hot Lips.
She could've been nicknamed Kylie Jenner Lips as an alternative, though she was famous long before Kylie Jenner was even born.

Ben: What are you watching?
Gregory: I'm watching M*A*S*H*, Hot Lips was classic.
Ben: Who played her?
Gregory: Loretta Shit.
Ben: Wow she must've been talented.
Gregory: Yeah, she should've been named something better than shit.
Ben: I know.

Lying Loretta

That lady you work with who can’t stop lying and is named Lori.

Noone likes a lying Loretta.

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Loretta Young Silks

1. n. One who is superficial, too perfect, shallow, and fake.

2. A song by the excellent Sneaker Pimps.

You're so Loretta Young Silks.

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Alyssa Loretta Earle

an anime grill

omg I am next to an Alyssa Loretta Earle

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Loretta

somebody who doesn’t reciprocate

"Hey Loretta"
Loretta: ...