A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!
Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.
French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.
When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.
the top of the leg of a man who is very muscular. looks like the top of an action mans leg
he had a well fit body but i hated his action-man leg!
A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
A man with a zimmerframe found to be watching folk music whilst shivering his leg to the beat.
I saw the Shivering Leg Man today, said Luke