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Infantry grunts for the Navy.
The United States Marine Corps is part of the US Navy, despite the Marines' fervent claims to the contrary, and despite the fact their paychecks clearly state "Department of the Navy", not "USMC".
Marines serve two functions: 1) Catching bullets 2)Poking mines with a stick. When there is a battle where heavy casualties are expected, the Marines are sent in... to be grist for the mill.
Guy 1: I'm a Marine. Oohrah!
Guy 2: Oh, you're in the Navy.
Guy 1: What? Fuck you! I'm no swabbie fag! I'm a goddamn Marine!
Guy 2: I know. The Marines are part of the Navy, didn't you know that?
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A hot, sexy, exotic looking chick that is funny and irresistible to all guys. You either want to be there or be with her. She is one of God’s greatest gifts with a body.
"She's the most amazing girl in the world..."
"She must be a Marine then"
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Best branch of the military. This is the REAL elite group, so don't bother with the others. Most extensive training, and smartest.
Semper Fidelis.
"Marine: Mess with the best, die like the rest. Ooh-Rah!"
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The Navy's equivalent of infantry, Marines specializes in amphibious warfare, rapid deployment and small squad tactics. In the United States Marines are noted for their intensive training, markmanship with the rilfe and undying fighting spirit. Under the mantra " Every Marine is a rifleman" all marines are held to the same combat standards regardless of specialization. From cooks to pilots every Marine is a highly trained infantryman capable of fighting in any environment, at any moment. This fact is proven time and time again when Marines defeat much larger and better equipped enemy forces. No other branch has achieved such feats, especially not the Army, who chose to hate on Marines rather than win battles. Maybe if all the soldiers who talk shit about Marines actually trained, rather than run their stupid mouth, they could win without the help of you know who. Then again if they were not shit talkers they would not be Army. Marines do, Army talks.
The Marine sniper achieved his objectives, allowing the 101st to take the city.
The Marine broke the arm of the soldier using his MCMAP training.
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Admiral to Admiral discussion:
Admiral 1: "Hey should we send in the S.W.C.C or the S.E.A.L.S?"
Admiral2:" Calm down now. We don't need to kill good sailors. Send the marines, you know how much they love getting shot."
Admiral 1:" Yeah, your right."
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This is urban dictionary...so a more appropriate definition is in order. There are 2 types of Marines: There are the badass ones who do their job as it is expected of them, know this, and that is all. Then there appear to be Marines who act tough, when they really appear to be compensating for a lot of insecurity issues and are generally confused people. There is a place in society for these people and apparently it is the Marine Corps, or the Army...it really depends which recruiter you decided to believe. These joker types are Marines by title, but still will always be posers. These people are annoying to drink with as they always over-exaggerate every situation because their mothers didnt show them enough attention. Watch "Born on the 4th of July" and take in the confusion in that movie. Tom Cruise became paralyzed because of insecurities with losing a wrestling match to impress a girl. Similar scenarios appear to happen pretty often with confused young men being used by older wrinkly men...and lately women as well.
Young man: Im 18 and want to do big things, so I figure shooting strangers halfway around the world is how I will do it...oh yea...I can sign up for the Marines and do that.
Young man's friend: Um, well im going to college dude...bye.
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My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
What a person in the Navy would say Marine stands for.
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