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To grind teeth or chomp.
Most often used as a word that sounds like masturbate but is not.
Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"
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To chew food- (never try to masticate liquids)
It is impossible to masticate your own wenus!!! (search wenus)
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Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.
"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."
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meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate
"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"
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Masticate means to eat something. Sounds a lot like mastrubate. Put MASTICATE and WENIS in a sentence together, and it sounds wondermous.
"Do you masticate with your wenis on the table?"
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1) The act of oral sex with foodstuffs.
2) The act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.
Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?
That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.
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Meaning edible. A combination of the words masticate and edible, both have similar meanings, thus making it useful in the context referring to food.