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1. A condition a female endures as she nears menopause. The uterus violently and unexpectly expels the endometrial lining and large clots of blood overflow two super plus tampons AND a maxi pad every hour.
2. A term used by women in peri-menopause when their period is so overwhelming that you soak your clothes, socks, shoes and possibly the carpet.
3. Result of the condition "Adenomyosis"
4. Any menstrual flow where blood overwhelms any feminine product, usually in the form of large clots, and anything you are wearing, sitting on or standing on might be ruined.
"I'll never wear white pants again due to projectile menstruation."
"I know, I can't wait for menopause."
When someone WITH A VAGINA puts a taper in a penises meatus (or urethra) until it bleeds, then plugs the hole with snow.
Kelly was so fed up with her boyfriends shenanigans that she had to give him the classic Alaskan Menstruation.
When a group of females who live together or near each other, or at least see each other on a regular basis, start getting their periods at the same time each month. (It's got legit scientific basis. Don't question it) This is usually coupled with nonstop public discussion of cramps, bloating, and how fucking stupid all of the men you know really are.
Guy 1: What the hell is up with those chicks lately? They've been huge bitches.
Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
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MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD
brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring
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A person (usually male) that acts like a drama queen with PMS. First coined in the late 80's.
That Shawn is such a menstruating clown.
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When you get a heavier flow right after you think your period is over.
Sarah: Hey, my period is over! im so glad i can have sex again!
Michelle: Nice! better wit a day to see if you get Relapse Menstruation though.
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When a woman is always like having she's menstruation, getting easily upset, overacting and making big deal of random stupid things.
It's a softer kind of the raging bitch disorder with attention whore features.
-Mary is acting weird and furious these days, she must be having a raging bitch disorder.
-No buddy, not only these days, she definitely has a Neverending menstruation syndrome.
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