Merp

Merp; a word without a meaning, used in awkward silences to re-start a conversation.

Luke: Hey
Claire: Hello, how are you?

Luke: Good thanks you?

Claire: Yeah I'm good too.
- silence -

Claire: Merp

Luke: Hahaha, what does that mean?

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Merp

The art of eating a steak off of ones head

I’d so merp on that hot chick over there

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Merp

when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!

Ring ring

Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza

Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??

Adam: Merp

Then hangs up the call

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Merp

A high pitched screaming noise

You: I just got a new dog!!!
Friend: she's adorable she makes me want to Merp!!!
You: Merp!!!!!!!

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Merp

A noise that fat people make once in a while or while they are eating.

Average Sized Guy: Hey dude, can you pass the mashed potatoes?

Fat Guy: *Chewing* Ah'em! Merp! No.

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Merp

A name given to people who are extremely energetic and also randy: A Massivley Energetic Randy Person!

Girlfriend's Friend: Why's your boyfriend running around the garden with a boner?

Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP

Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see

Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.

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Merp

A word that means normal

I’m felling merp