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A racial slur against people below the average height
You midge
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Generally refering to someone short who is trying to reach for something but cannot quite grasp it. This is a broad term that can be used referencing short people, or if your friend is trying to get a girl that is way out of his league, or threatening to beat someone up who is 5X your size.
He was midging for a piece of chocolate his mom hid from him on top of the fridge.
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When one takes an explosive shit that hurts the anus. One would think that a midget or short person was hiding in the toilet with a lighter held to their ass.
After a late night call for Taco Bell, Tommy used one too many packets of fire sauce- After retiring for an hour or so in the restroom, Tommy commented to his friends, "Wow, I think i just got attacked by a midge in the bathroom!!!"
After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."
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A hairless pussy cat. Predominantly found in Havana, Illinois.
Mister Bigglesworth is a midge. Amy has a midge.
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n: The word Midge is derived from midget. This slander is to indicate that the person bestowed the title (1) is of short stature and
(2) is weak or helpless
(3) possibly an individual who is a disturbance, hinderance or enjoys complaining.
The Midge may also be very adept at manipulations.
The classic Midge may be characterized by Margaret from "Dennis the Menace"
"My little sister is a real midge. She's always whining for help..."
"That kid that kept crying was being a %#@*ing midge!"
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ugliest thing you have ever seen
creation much like Frankenstien
ewww
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