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I was alone one night and I kind of felt bad about it until I had the midnight snack of champions, then I thought to myself, I'm pretty freakin' awesome.
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Noun. The act of waking up in the middle of the night to have buttsex.
Similar to and derived from the phrase "midnight snack," which is food eaten late at night. However, reverse midnight snacks go into the area where normal midnight snacks leave.
Jenna: Sometimes, I just get in the mood at really bad times.
Joe: I know what you mean... I woke up in the middle of the night and was just so horny. Luckily, Dan was there to give me a reverse midnight snack.
Jenna: I'll try that out! I've heard that it hurts but it's still worth the pain.
When a girl gets drunk and starts to give you a blowjob (usually late at night), but because she is drunk she bites your dick. At this point you slap her, however you still want her to finish because you are horny but she is too drunk to do it right so she keeps chewing up your junk.
When Kim gets drunk she turns into a total cock fiend, but my dick always feels like a chew toy after she has her Midnight Grundle Snack.
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A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.
If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight
Having company over for some adult time in the middle of the night without staying over. When somone comes over for seggy time ridiculously late at night. Snacking late
Is anyone coming over tonight?
Yeah, i'll probably have a midnight snack at some point.
exercising as i like to call it
i exercised to the fridge at 12:14. totally not for midnight snacks