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filipino term that means "instrumental" as in the instrumental version of a music track. in the philippines, "minus one" tracks would most likely be used for karaoke.
Otso-Otso (minus one) = Otso-Otso (instrumental)
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Straight Minus is to be straight but close to being asexual. When you are straight minus you are attracted to someone of the opposite gender, but you find the sexual human body to be strange.
Kevin: Did you hear about Juanita?
Kyle: No, what's wrong with her?
Kevin: Nothing, she's just Straight Minus
When you can't find any tissues and have to resort to rough material to wipe your nose. Toilet Paper, rags, the clothes you are wearing, and stuff like that.
James: Gosh, Tony!!! We ran out of tissues!
Tony: Well go get some Puffs Minus off the roll in the bathroom.
James: That will rub my nose raw.
Tony: Use your sleeve.
James: It's the same thing!!!
Another completely fantastic band from Seattle, Minus the Bear's music is generally classified as alternative punk. The name references an old TV show, "BJ and the Bear", if you were to subtract the bear from this expression, you would be left with a BJ. With insanely clever song titles such as "Houston, We Have Uh-Oh", "Thanks for the Killer Game of Crisco Twister", and "I Lost All My Money at the Cock Fights", this fine group of musicians mainly sings about drugs, women, and booze because they know the meaning of life.
After becoming familiar with Minus the Bear's music, the various track names often tend to become a part of one's regular speech patterns.
Minus the Bear consists of:
Jake Snider- Vocals, Rhythm Guitar
David Knudson- Lead Guitar
Cory Murchy- Bass
Erin Tate- Drums
Alex Rose- Keyboards
Erin Tate is quite possibly the best drummer ever. Never mind that he is at least half god.
Hey man, I'm going to see Minus the Bear at the Showbox tonight!
Tim: What's up dude?
Dan: Oh not much, I'm just kickin' it like a wild donkey, that's all.
Jake: Well, what do you think?
Dave: I'm totally not down with Rob's Alien.
Hey, have you listened to any Minus the Bear lately?
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Relating to someone who runs his section of team-building sessions in an authoritarian manner.
Minus-Mike, /n/ A man who, drunk with power, deducts points from teams for trivialities such as talking, not talking, trying to solve the problem by any means, or breathing. /v/ Minus-Mike - to deduct points in the manner of Minus-Mike. Past tense: Minus-Miked.
"Our team were doing really well until we tried to defuse the bomb and got Minus-Miked!"
"C'mon, don't be a Minus-Mike, give us some points for effort!"
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A male that is less intimidating than an average Beta Male.
Damn that dude is a B Minus. He’s babysitting his girlfriend’s cat while she goes on a date with another guy.
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This is what happens when you bowl the ball and more skittles appear than were there to start with.
Dude, How'd you get a minus score?
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