Cork the Modelo and run

Make a French Exit from a party when the vibes turn sour with little to no warning.

Bro these mfs literally just started playing charades. It’s definitely time to cork the modelo and run

Modelo effect

The ability to find people to be SO much prettier after a few Modelos.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don’t leave with that chick! She’s missing some teeth and she has a unibrow! You’re suffering from the Modelo Effect.

Modelo Hour

A lame ass trend that fuckboiis created and made modelo to overrated. Stick to your Coronas perritos

Joto Boy: Modelo hour foo!!!

VIEJON: I’ve been drinking that since you was hanging in your daddy’s nut sack. I

modelo kite

Used when someone doesn't like the fact that your Mexican. Sent in text form as Mk

"Can you make it tommorow"
"No I can't, mk"
Modelo Kite here signifys that they can make it but dont want to because the person asking is mexican