Fab Moretti

Is currently single...saweeeet.

Fab is now free to gallop (yes gallop) over to my house whenever he so chooses.

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Leonard Moretti

Professional rat wrestler; sound effects master

Me: ugh I hate that teacher
You: yo Leonard Moretti is my main hoe!!!

Colonel Moretti

Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus. Supreme commander of the Condor Legion with a plethora of refined skills such as douche-baggery, penile-to-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as "divine". A Moretti can be seen at dolphin poaching protests, and has been known to feed off the retardation of brain cells. Colonel Moretti even co-starred in "Flipper" with Paul Newman and Elijah Wood in 1996.

"I hate Colonel Moretti."

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fab moretti

Well, he may be a nice guy, but he's one hell of a boring drummer.

"Hey man you really need to get a new drumbeat down. Your'e pulling a bit of a Fab."

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